A recipe for the longest possible life:
- Don’t laugh or cry
- Don’t visit foreign countries
- Don’t shake hands
- Don’t kiss
- Wear protective clothing at all times
- Don’t swim in the ocean
- Don’t swim in a pool
- Stick to basic foods
- Don’t take risks
- Keep your thoughts to yourself
A recipe for the happiest possible life:
- Laugh often and make others laugh with you
- Cry in sympathy, cry in sorrow, cry in joy
- Embrace friends, embrace strangers
- Love everyone and be loved
- Travel the world and see as much as you can of it
- Wear what you want, be who you want
- Swim in every sea and bask on every beach
- Sample new flavours every day
- Take risks without reward
- Share your wisdom and treat everyone you meet as a teacher.
